Friday, May 20, 2011

Babies babies babies

Totally sick of their parents. The babies themselves, I love. Their parents, I can leave.

You have no right to try and make me feel less because I haven't got a child!
Get lost and shut up about your fucking children.

*I am aware that being a teacher is not the same thing, but dear God, I don't care if your child is up at 2am. He's 6 weeks old - did you expect him to sleep through???!!!??? I also don't care if your child is asleep at 5pm so he will get up at 11pm and not sleep 'right'. Wake him up then!!

**I am being a hypocrite because 90% of the time with my friends, I instigate baby talk and love reading lots of parents blogs. It's the never-ending "woe is me, I'm a parent" / "my child is gorgeous" FB posts. The ones that either make me mad, or gag.

*** The anger might be jealousy


  1. LOL- I know exactly what you mean. My cousin's baby slept through the night from the day they bought her home from hospital, and whenever they meet other sleep-deprived parents of newborns, they tend to brag about it. I'm already warning several family members that if they say anything to me, I'm going to slog them one.

  2. I hear you! I am so tired of being made to feel inferior because I don't have or want kids. Grrr!